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Couth Cart by Couthies May 4, 2024

evil cart 

An Evil Cart refers to an exceptionally potent/powerful cart. Users of an Evil Cart can potentially green out relatively quickly.

Yo Jeff let me hit his Evil Cart yesterday and I was gone for the whole day!

evil cart by Lufu June 13, 2024

golf cart princess 

noun. when you lie about knowing how to golf in order to go out with the guy you like (he wanted to go golfing together), but you suck so bad and are causing a line of old men golfers to form so your crush makes u sit it out in the cart looking all cute. you’re a golf cart princess

you: omg he wants to go golfing together!

friend: i thought you hated golf.
you: yeah, i lied to him.

friend: omg cute you’ll be a total golf cart princess!!

golf cart princess by peeepsie July 29, 2024

Evil Cart 

Evil Cart is a weed cartridge that was/turned evil and now feast's on people who hits it causing the person to turn evil or overdose.

John: yo look at this cart i got!
Mike: why does the cart look evil?
John: I dont know but its fine!

"SEVERAL HOURS LATER"
John: i think you were right that carts evil!
Mike: ....
John: are you okay?
Mike: *Evil noises"
John: Shit!
John: now thats cart is a Evil Cart!

Evil Cart by evil cart enjoyer August 18, 2024

shopping-cart hockey

Refers to da steps-saving groceries-trolley-returning practice whereby ya halt a few yards from da cart-corral in da parking lot and then give da cart a speedy push so dat it (hopefully!) rolls da rest of da way into da corral, thus scoring a "goal".

I always love seeing my "aimed and released" shopping-cart roll smoothly between da walls of da corral; shopping-cart hockey is even more satisfying, though, if said cart also clatters itself into place at da end of da line of other carts in da corral.

shopping-cart hockey by QuacksO November 10, 2024

Fent Cart

A cart that is illicitly laced with fentanyl.

person 1: Yo bro, you wanna hit the fent cart. it'll make you trip like crazy!

Person 2: Hell yea ill take a rip off the fent cart!

Fent Cart by ILoveFentanyl239 November 22, 2024

Shopping Cart Theory

An everyday test over morality and responsibilty over the simple task of returning a shopping cart after unloading groceries. You aren't forced by the law to return it, you won't get any punishment for not returning it, you won't get rewarded for doing it, it doesn't take a lot of time or effort to return it, but it is the right thing to do and it organises the parking lot and makes it easier for the next people to use the shopping cart. Most people should be able to return it unless they are in a hurry. Ultimately, it's a test to see if people can do the right thing without being forced or rewarded.

"You're just gonna leave that cart there?"
"Yeah."
"You failed the shopping cart theory."
"What the hell are you talking about?"

Shopping Cart Theory by ItsRonny January 7, 2025