professional canoe cleaner

A person who has an active intrest in doing a good job of eating a girl out. They perform the deed with such quality and skill that they should be deemed professioal and paid for the work that the complete.
Last night Karlos was a professional canoe cleaner.
by karlos February 23, 2005
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bald man in the canoe

this is one of many meanings for the female vagina
by Anonymous March 31, 2003
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Dutch canoe

There were more people there an in a Dutch canoe!
by Dutch canoe November 12, 2014
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bailing out the canoe

a great way to describe a woman peeing
My wife refuses to drink beer. More than one and she's bailing out the canoe every 10 minutes.
by Troy McGinty October 17, 2007
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Cano critter clapper

The act of farting into a woman's vagina and her queefing it back out.
Man I just gave my girl a Cano critter clapper!
by Coco85 November 13, 2022
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three way canoe

A platonic friendship agreement in which 3 friends agree to purchase a joint canoe and/or a sexual reference for 3 platonic friends engaging in sexual experimentation in a canoe.
Eric, Stacey and Rowen had a three way canoe.
by Threewaycanoe3 June 07, 2014
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