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wetter than a nun in a candle shop

*steps into puddle with only socks on*
"ugh... my sock is wetter than a nun in a candle shop"
by Freddie21 April 9, 2021
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Parisienne birthday candles

This girl was givin' me the gears so I fired up a pack of Parisienne birthday candles.
by fatburner5 October 18, 2011
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Blowing candles

Letting all your homies take turns filling you full of used rubbers after finishing running a train on you.
We had beef but he let us blow candles and ended up swallowing most of our beef after blowing candles
by ILoveUSean February 29, 2024
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Candle

A small piece of wax that holds flame to ignite the fires of desire and love

can also be used to "accidentally" burn a building down.
Haha and do you know what burned the building down? A candle!
by Harleigh James March 17, 2021
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Roman Candle

When you lie down on your back and have sex for exactly 11 minutes and 22 seconds, only to cum straight in the air. Normally done for special occasions. Can also be done by pouring hot wax into the urethra.
Joe:Hey, you wanna do a Roman Candle?
Random Bitch:Sure.
by rebby1313 June 28, 2021
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Lighting a candle

"Dude, did you just light a candle in my hot tub?"
"Yeah, sorry man, I've been lighting a candle the whole time, the jets were of."
by Omega Supreme July 16, 2024
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blew out a candle

what you tell your parents when you hotboxed your basement and at 2. am they come down and check on you they ask why the basement is so smokey.
Mom, we just blew out a candle, it makes a ton of smoke.
by bigboy frank October 1, 2017
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