custard

A name of something

my friendly dragon is named custard in a poem "The Tale of Custard The Dragon"

by magck February 20, 2017

Custard sausage

Usually when a male masterbates in bed then sleep naked. When you wake up you have a hard smelly white substance on the male genital area.

" man when i woke up this morning i had A Custard Sausage."

by Biggie. March 14, 2017

Custard Sausage

Usually when a male masterbates before bed. When he wakes up the is a dry, smelly substance on the genital area.

"Man when Iwoke up this morning i had a Custard Sausage."

by Biggie. March 14, 2017

custard cuddle

When theres cum on you or your partner and you both proceed cuddle and thus mash it between the two parties.

Person 1: Hey do you want to cuddle?

Person 2: nah lets custard cuddle.

by ez1134 March 22, 2017

kilt custard

the left over custard after you have a weggie in a kilt

Scottish person:Love I need me kilt cleaned!
Wife:Why?
Scottish person:I got kilt custard on it.

by Shmidey June 18, 2016

Strawberry Custard

Screwing a girl that's on her period and making her suck you off until you cum.

My girl was on her period but she's cool with the strawberry custard.

by Bbq man June 16, 2016

Lumpy custard

Something or somebody that's difficult, problematic or troublesome.

My elderly mother can be lumpy custard.

by Paulsteven August 10, 2016