bulldog eating custard

A way in which to describe an ugly face.

Wow, that chick has a face like a bulldog eating custard

by Sam R September 24, 2006

One eyed, blue veined custard chucker

A splurge of Jism through one's penis

Need I explain any further

by Darren B Fry October 29, 2003

baby custard

(n) thick, creamy semen, especially when produced copiously.

Upon her return from Peru, my wife was shocked to find dried baby custard on the keyboard.

by Dr Monkey April 29, 2005

Chubbie Custard

A synonym for crotch custard.

Ed loves Joe's chubbie custard.

by Hamish McFly October 17, 2006

pump custard

masturbating

When I saw her picture on my computer, I dropped trou and started to pump custard.

by Tees September 29, 2013

bustin custard

The act of ejaculating semen out of an erect penis.

Earlier today, after leaving the Cold Stone Creamery, I decided that it was time to start bustin custard all over an unsuspecting woman's face.

by boooooopbooooop September 15, 2010

french canadian love custard

the act of ejaculating on a peice of toast, and eating it with great pleasure

hey hamza, i heard you had some french canadian love custard the other day. i bet it was tasty

by scottydo May 29, 2007