jake: *searches for handjob, blowjob, cum and masturbation*
7 minutes later: AUGHHHHHHHHHH I JUST CUMMED ALL OVER MY CHAIR~~
7 minutes later: AUGHHHHHHHHHH I JUST CUMMED ALL OVER MY CHAIR~~
by radius97 March 3, 2023

by The fucks a prior rmgm April 9, 2022

by Vo1d_Sheep March 9, 2022

by anonymous September 23, 2021

The white stuff that comes out of a peins.
by FatUglyWhiteChick December 9, 2020

CUM stands for "C'mon, Unfunny Man"
For example, if your friend tells an awful joke, you can respond with, "CUM".
For example, if your friend tells an awful joke, you can respond with, "CUM".
by FuZe1 June 7, 2023
