What I call homo-sapiens that are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Dia De Los Tres Reyes is a Cuban, Dominican, And Spaniard Thing (Black, White, and Hispanic); The First Juvenile Release.
by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025
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Cuban Donut Hole

Wen u shit in a bitches mouth and she spits it back in ur butthole
My girlfriend said she wanted 2 spice up our sex life so I suggested that we try the Cuban donut hole. Now shes scared 4 life and I need a new girlfriend
by Brap Brap360 March 11, 2021
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Cuban drug dealer

A drug dealer with a floral shirt and sells cocaine
Yo lookit Violet shes a cuban drug dealer
by fuucckklyfe June 13, 2016
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Cuban Cosby

When you eat fruity pebbles and barf on a girl to look like Bill Cosby sweater, then light it on fire With your Cuban cigar
Friend: have you ever given your girl a Cuban Cosby?
You: when I barf fruity pebbles on her?
Friend: yeah then you light the sweater I. Fire with your cigar.
by Sheridan1235 March 30, 2017
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Cuban Centipede

A guy/girl smokes a cigar while you try and suck it out their ass
I pulled a cuban centipede on this Columbian chic
by SussQuatch August 19, 2022
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Grilled Cuban

When a dude covers his boner with streaks of bbq sauce, and his recipient (prefferably female, but let's not judge) pole smoker plays the oral version of the game "just the tip".
I heard Sam gave Taylor a Grilled Cuban!
by Voiceless Didact September 27, 2013
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Cuban Christmas

When someone snorts a lot of coke off a BBW’s (big beautiful woman’s) clitoris.
Dude, did you see Theo had to do a Cuban Christmas this year.
by SleezySlut December 23, 2023
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