Crack Jacker

Someone who sits in a small office smoking crack, watching porn and jerking off.

Rosindo is such a "crack jacker", I'm sick of wiping his jizz off my office chair!!

by Russell Upsomgrub June 5, 2014

cracking a sad

(Australian lingo)

To throw a tantrum; to go crazy.

This joey is cracking a sad!

Don't crack a sad!

(Also said as, "chuck a sad.")

by sunshineme June 19, 2009

crack report

n.: a newspaper or similar medium, rolled tight and fashionably stuffed in the rear between the pant waist and the undershorts of a middle aged man. Crack reports can be found anywhere, but are most common at race tracks, betting venues, ball games, and other sporting events. Most reports, but not all, contain various residue, leftovers and miscellaneous bacteria that is considered unsanitary by the local health department.

"Charlie! Don't pick up that crack report! You don't know what asshole has been reading that..."

by Dr. Josephus February 28, 2009

smoker's crack

The small crack in the driver's side car window that all smokers have so they can fumigate their car.

My dad had a smoker's crack the whole way there, and it was only 10 degrees outside! I froze my nips off!

by lnsdrummer1156 March 27, 2009

Skype Crack

The act of mooning someone when answering a skype call.

Dude, I totally skype cracked your mum last night

by Nearchow November 1, 2010

cobweb crack

oh where to begin...picture this: a hot, humid day...you're workin up a nice, sticky sweat for hours and hours without a break. you go to bend over or sit and ever so gently you feel this pricking tug between your swampy moist butt cheeks. you wonder what could it be? a tick? a mosquito? but deep down you know, you know exactly what it is. when you woke at the crack of dawn and did your number in the bathroom, you wiped too hard, using too much toilet paper. This left pills in your sliver which when combined with a hot summer's day and sweat creates a cobweb crack that pulls and pinches with sudden movements. yes folks, ouch is right. but remember, now that you know you can prevent this from happening. a washcloth and water are useful tools after #2's. HELPFUL HINT: a quick swipe with your finger can snap the web...BEWARE: finger might reek of old poop and farts.i forgot to mention its the toilet paper that gets stuck to your butt hairs and pulls to create the pain.

"Ouch, man I just felt a massive prick." "Who you callin prick, Johnny?" "No man, in my butt crack." "Oh come on, not a again, you got cobweb crack again today?" "My alarm clock didn't go off again and you're always early" "I guess you better do the manual snap" "Just don't complain when you get a wiff at lunch when I'm sharin my chips with ya."

by jerry james June 25, 2007

high crack

a butt crack that is 6 to 8 inches above the waste line

she had such a high crack she had to lay down to take a shit!

by fah q September 28, 2004