Corn Countdown

Purposely eating one or more servings of corn to time and count your digestive process. The countdown from consumption to evacuation and spotting said corn in one’s shit.

I’ve been having some bowel issues lately. My doctor recommended a corn countdown before ordering any tests.

by Eaton Holgoode April 3, 2018

Horn corn

Horn corn is a reference made by American dad meaning Clown lingo

"I'm gonna be honking alot of horn corn this week"

by JayDahkush69 February 7, 2022

in tall corn

AKA in tall cotton, surrounded by greatness, awesomeness. The epitomy of being surrounded by awesome shit. A country expression.

I went to the club and 4 slampieces were making me sandwiches and buying me drinks, i was in tall corn.

Me and Jimmy went hunting, we shot 14 coons, we were in tall corn.

by bigman1013 January 20, 2012

corn piece

The saying used in this century throughout day to day function; ‘corn piece’ (KŒrÑ), originated from an Ancient Greek word defining passage of exit.

It is also known as the ‘Japs eye’ (JæpŠ Ēÿę) in Asian countries.
The scientific name of the corn piece is Urinary meatus.

A : ‘May I ask where your restroom is located, I need to unload out of my corn piece’

B : ‘After I had my one night stand when my corn piece stings when I urinate’

by Slangfacts101 September 24, 2018

Corn problems

Corn kernels stuck in your shit from not chewing the corn good enough to digest it properly.

Jed: my gosh mother I think I have corn problems again
Mom: son you need to take time to chew your food

by Jedi_7 March 14, 2020

Corn Nibblers

When a girl smiles and her teeth are so small all you see are gums and nubs

Look at the corn nibblers on that bitch!

by Escape10 January 10, 2010

Corn Cufflink

To unknowingly wipe your own ass with the cuff of a long sleeve shirt or dress shirt while wearing it.

Bobby: How come i didnt see you at that big executive meeting this morning?

Todd:Dont tell anyone but i got shit on my sleeve.

Bobby:You gave yourself a corn cufflink?

Todd:(regretfully) yeah

Bobby: Shity..

skid marks shit stain shit skid

by L.C.M April 26, 2011