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Cobra Mom

A Mother that displays chronic narcissistic traits. A Cobra Mom will bite with a venomous poison that consists of verbal, mental, physical ,and emotional abuse towards their targeted child. The Cobra Mom will also see their child as their source of supply and will bite a child until the child becomes the golden child or the scapegoat.
I did everything my Cobra Mom ask me to and I can't please her no matter what I do. She always expects me to respond to her every call. I feel like I never get have my own identity because she insists on giving me one. My Cobra is so controlling and talks to me condescendingly. She gets so jelly when I outshine her.
by beedebbibee January 4, 2020
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Nocturnal Cobra

When your boy dare you to send a dick pic so you stick the Snapchat cam in your pants and your hoe don't know.
"Boy, last night I pulled a Nocturnal Cobra on my bitch."
by Fupa Friend August 25, 2016
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cobra

A slang for the Mickey Cobra (MC/🐍) in Chicago
Let’s spin down his block they really ain't shit, let's catch us a cobra and send him to Mick
(MBlock Die Y: FED Baby)
by DatguySkii July 6, 2025
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Golden Cobra

During a 69, as the bottom, instead of ejaculating you piss in the opposites eyes.
Fuck man, I Golden Cobra’d Deborah last night. She is pissed! Literally.
by CabritoSnow March 23, 2022
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Cobra chicken

The devil’s pet. The most evil creature to walk this earth, sent as a punishment to Canadians for our insufficient NHL teams.
Those FRIGGEN cobra chickens are finally gone for the winter!
by Mozy November 17, 2022
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Table Cobra

A waiter/waitress/server that is persuasive and charming at his or her table and knows how to use their charm to suggest and or recommend the up sale.
Roy is the Table Cobra at Maria's Italian Resturant in Cape Coral, Florida because when he arrives to greet his table, they are hypnotized by his suggestive charm, talking his guests into ordering a $34 entree.
by Creativelingo May 4, 2021
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cobra shot

A surprise cum shot to the face originating from a dick that cannot be located. The offending dick is typically attached to a person in a tree, atop a building, or using one of those Predator cloaking device dealies.
*splat* Oh god, is this cum? Where the fuck did this even come from?!?! God dames cobra shots!
by Madro August 8, 2015
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