clutterfuck

n. a cluttered area, usually a desk or table, that is so bad that the space is virtually unusable

I couldn't get any work done because my desk was a total clutterfuck.

by Swagatone April 25, 2014

CLUTCH AS FUCK

An amazing play by one player in a first person shooter in which they win a round by eliminating the

Kennys made a clutch as fuck play against Cloud9 the other day.

by roadkillsanta January 2, 2017

clutter butter

The ejaculate left behind in the vagina after a long night of love making.

This morning I woke up and started banging my girl and she didn't even have to get wet because there was already clutter butter.

by Classiccallahan October 13, 2017

dual-clutch

Two clutches - usually found in a dual-clutch gearbox.

"What's that transmission?"
"It's a dual-clutch transmission."

by JaaagMan April 22, 2012

That’s so Clutch

To perform in dire situations under pressure

The phrase is Commonly used among bussers of
the gringos Tex mexcorporation

Guy #1 Bro Phil quit yesterday
Guy#2 “that’s so clutch” he was lazy asf anyway

by Thatonebusser December 5, 2019

COBRA Clutch

The clutcher curls his or her index and middle fingers to form fang like appendages. He or she uses the 'fangs' to separate the labia of the woman, so that his or her tongue can explore the deepest areas of the woman's lady bits. The clutcher then shouts "COBRA - LALALALALALALA!!!" flicking the tongue whilst pronouncing the "LALALA." This activity references the COBRA army from the 80's cartoon "GI JOE."

Man, did you get with that girl from the bar last night?
Yeah, man.
What happened?
I dropped her pants and gave her the COBRA clutch.

by Serpentor November 24, 2007

clutching

Grasping your ballsack while inserting thumb into anus simultaneously.

Fuck yes, we won! Clutching myself so hard right now.

by Daneiii January 31, 2016