Christian is a red neck kind of man who loves to make 11 second videos about hot wheels and somehow has 3k subs. He lived his life only to realize that his real father is Peyton Manning. Trust me, you don't need Jerry Springer to prove that. I mean have you seen his landing strip of a forehead. A man who loves to say luncheon even thought its midnight.
What are you gonna do since you won the superbowl manning?
IM BRINGING MY SON CHRISTIAN TO DISNEY LAND
IM BRINGING MY SON CHRISTIAN TO DISNEY LAND
by BIGB0YR0Y September 6, 2018
Get the Christianmug. The hottest boy you will ever meet and the best loving boyfriend you can ever ask for he’s so sweet and generous he’s the best at football he can beat you to it he is the best player on the team. He makes everyone smile at all times serious or not he has the best smile it’s so hot that it will make you want him. He can be so lovable towards you that’s how you know he’s a keeper
by Lillymariee220 November 27, 2019
Get the Christianmug. 
The name Christian orginated in england and normally a person named christian is bisexual and loves dick.
Person1: You know the new kid Christian
Person2: Yeah
Person1: Hes definitely bi he tried to bum me then my sister
Person2: Yeah
Person1: Hes definitely bi he tried to bum me then my sister
by Jermeyclarcson April 11, 2020
Get the Christianmug. The BEST boyfriend you will ever meet. You will want to see him EVERY day! He’s sweet, cute, funny, and a total dummy, he might not be the smartest but he’s amazing in every way. He’s the person you can talk to about ANYTHING. He will always love you, and he will always get mad when you talk about other boys in front of him, he will always make sure your ok.
by Divineeee July 1, 2019
Get the Christianmug. He is the most ugliest person ive ever met. ANYWAYS hes super annoying and we all wish he could die!
He plays minecraft and in love with anhad AND jay.
He also has failed all his classes and does terrible in them. (even im better)
For some reason most girls had a crush on him, not anymore since hes a bitc
He plays minecraft and in love with anhad AND jay.
He also has failed all his classes and does terrible in them. (even im better)
For some reason most girls had a crush on him, not anymore since hes a bitc
"hey! whats your name :D"
"Its um, christian."
"STAY AWAY!"
"why??"
"first of all your worthless,disgusting,terrible,ugly,dumb and weird!"
"Its um, christian."
"STAY AWAY!"
"why??"
"first of all your worthless,disgusting,terrible,ugly,dumb and weird!"
by Lenkaswife March 2, 2022
Get the Christianmug. now all the other meaning are wrong. chirstian does not give two shits about you. dont even thing ladies named scarlet
by iwantmyhoodiebackho October 26, 2020
Get the christianmug.