Jesus Christ

My nigga, weee lovve jesus christ yeahhh jesussss fuck athiests lets go jesus lets goo god and jesuus man nghgfnfhdndj

Jesus: I am christ
Smart people : yayyy my nigga brooo jesus christ
Athiest fucktard: fake
Smart people : *pop that nigga ass*

by TheEarthIsFlatIdiotsUGH April 06, 2022

Jesus Christ

most based man on earth

1: have you heard of Jesus Christ
2: yea hes based as shit

by KronnixzMcShitnuts April 26, 2022

Christ trender

A person who only believes in jesus/god to make their family/friends happy even though they truly do not believe; or someone who believes in jesus/god so they can feel good for the bad thing they have done, will do, and are doing.

Jenny is such a Christ trender she only believes so that she can be forgiven for stealing all he time!

by Doom song August 22, 2018

jisoos christ

jisoos christ is the god of the religion known as kpop. he is a member of the group of handsome motherfuckers called seventeen. jisoos christ (also known as joshua) believes that drinking water is the right thing rather than alcohol.

The only God I believe in is the Kpop God Jisoos Christ
Ya'll are sinners! Ya'll need Jisoos Christ!

by Kim_Jisoos June 27, 2017

jesus hitler christ

an exclamation of shock or disgust

"Jesus Hitler Christ is your mom a whore!"

" that was my last fucking beer, Jesus
Hitler Christ , Gary, you fucking cunt!!"

by yojimbo1974 December 28, 2007

rotting christ

Another wussy black metal band trying to be true.

Related bands - Cradle of flith, Children of Bodom, Hectate Enthroned.

Bands you SHOULD listen too so that you don't sound like a wuss - Mayhem, Emperor, Burzum (old stuff), Satyricon, Impaled Nazarene.

Untrue metalhead: ZOMG, Rotting Christ is so good.

Norsk svart metallkriger: Shut up you piece of trash, Immortal is better.

Norsk svart metallkriger = roughly translates too: Norweigan black metal warrior

by Strange Old Brew August 25, 2005

Christ (Deemed to be) University

The act of torturing someone to an extent that they are more afraid of you than death

Bro, Hitler pulled such a Christ (Deemed to be) University on Jewish people.

by Koolkoolaid March 28, 2020