jesus brick-shitting christ

An expression meant to convey extreme surprise or disgust with a situation.

Ex 1: (Realizing you've been robbed). You: Jesus brick-shitting christ, they even took the toaster!

by Slick Bastard December 14, 2006

Jesse Christ

The alternative to Jesus Christ. If Jesus was here now, his name would most likely be Jesse. Why? Because mainly the Mexican community uses the name Jesus. Pronounced (Hey-Zues).

Josh: Whoa! did you see Jesse?
Eric: Who?
Josh: You know, Jesse Christ.. >.>
Eric: Oh Ya!!

by iLOLatFAILS April 21, 2009

Jesus Christ shit fuck

What goes through your mind when you are trying to watch a program and the person with the remote keeps rewinding, pausing,and playing segments back in slow motion

Jesus Christ shit fuck.... I wish Sean's dad would put the remote down... It will be two in the fucking morning before Americas got talent is over

by Super jo jo and friends July 20, 2016

Conchus Christ

A Mystical Conch formed in the depths of the Pacific Ocean to save the world from Conchageddon, and to spare souls from eternity in Davey Jones' Locker.

"Did you see that? Conchus Christ!"

by theslumpcxnch July 12, 2017

Jesus Christ on Jupiter

An expression when multiple things go awry at once.

I woke up to a leak under the dishwasher, then the dog barfed all over the new rug and next thing I know it, I have Covid! Jesus Christ on Jupiter!

by Dr. Goldtooth February 28, 2023

Crown of Christ

The Crown of Christ can be identified as a discord server which helps spread the gospel of our Lord and savior Jesus Christ. The server Crown of Christ has traditional values which helps preserve masculinity and family values. Crown of Christ server can withstand any attacks from the devil and will always thrive in places where God seems absent.

I can't wait to join the Crown of Christ and get taught about a pure life.

by Ayebruhhlmao May 11, 2021

holy ravioli cheesesus christ

like jesus christ but made out of cheese

he does gooda things for the Penicillium people

-man1- you gots the monke drip drip

-man 2- holy ravioli cheesesus christ of marrys asshole

by monke drip boi January 19, 2022