Chili Dogging

When a man or woman wakes their boyfriend or shemale partner up by taking a wet sloppy dump all over their dick.

Example: Craig was tired of his realtionship going no where with his boyfriend so one day he took it upon himself to wake him by making a sloppy mess of his gentalia by unloading his wet, sloppy, hot, and spicy chili pile all over his cock. Craig's Chili masked his cock with a stinky, musky, wretched, arousing, scent. Then Craig's boyfriend Matt awoke and said what the fuck Craig?! What is it Matt aren't you hungry for "Chili Dogs"? Well... I do like me some good ol' fashionable "Chili Dogging" Matt exclaimed.

Chili Dogging by ThefriendlyTaco May 3, 2017

Chill-Doggin' 

An example given by driver's ed instructors on how not to drive, usually with the seat leaned back, one hand or just a finger on the wheel, toe barely on the pedal, music blasting.

Driver's ed instructor: You can't be driving down the road, with you chair leaned all the way back, driving with your pinky, arms out the window, stereo bumping, your friends in the back rapping along with the music, you know, just chill-doggin' it.

Chill-Doggin' by jeditenshin November 10, 2009

Chili Dogged

When you take your shit and rub it all over your male dick and then sexually gesture the opposite or same sex with it. Following may be oral and or vaginal/anal sex with the same shit cock.

<Hayden> i chili dogged kils mom

Chili Dogged by Snapps September 8, 2008

chili doggie style 

When one consumes several chili dogs, and most likely a few beers, and afterwards engages in sexual activities resulting in barfing said chili dogs all over your partner's back.

Damn, Camille will never talk to me again after last night when I did her chili doggie style.

chili doggie style by farmin fuppas March 14, 2015

Chili dogged

When you take a poop on a womans chest then you proceed to tittie fuck her. The poop is the chili and you cock is the dog and her tits are the buns put all three together and you have a chili dog

Hey man I heard that you chili dogged that hooker you got last night

Chili dogged by Drudown86 November 7, 2019

Chili Dogg 

When you're gay as fuck, and you smash your dudes chili ring, but there's some poo residue on your penis. So you have him suck it off.

Yo, Kyle said he smashed Chad lastnight. But he ended having to feed him a chili dogg.

Chili Dogg by spitroast69 August 25, 2020

Chili Dogging

Chili dogging is the process of slicing one penis open like a hotdog bun and putting another inside. Then you put a third penis in a meat grinder and grind it up like ground beef, laying the ground penis on top of the penis hotdog. You then take a third, homeless penis and scrape the smegma off, then have it cum on top.

Dude, we gotta go chili dogging tonight!

Chili Dogging by Cumbungus November 5, 2020