I dont know, can you?

Teachers favorite quote

Person A: Teacher can i go to the bathroom?
Teacher: I dont know, can you?! 1?1!1!?11!!1
*Person A is annoyed as fuck*
Person A: Fuck you stupid fucktard teacher. Suck my balls and lick my ass!

by INFP 4w5 sp/so 469 phlegmatic May 4, 2023

why have 1 when you can have 5

why have one guy who treats you like shit and cheats on you when you can have 5 that do the same thing but better.

ex.) why have 1 when you can have 5 hoes

by buffandol lover March 3, 2022

The worst thing you can do

NOT TO SOMEONE WHO DOESN'T HAVE KIDS YOU SOLIPSISTIC FUCK!

Hym "It's not the worst thing you can do to someone who doesn't have kid. Threatening kids cured my depression! Threatening kids saved humanity! Threatening kids is a panacea! Now that I think about it... Threatening kids is the perfect analog to small dick bigotry! Because the bigotry doesn't work if my cock is fat, right? I say something a woman doesn't like, she says i have a small dick, but actually I got a fat cock. It doesn't work. Ghost type moves do not effect Normal type Pokémon. And vice versa. I say something you don't like, you threaten my kids, but I don't have any.... Doesn't work. A perfect analog! It's 1 to 1. I wasn't even trying to do that one."

by Hym Iam January 26, 2025

Nothing beats a jet2 holiday! And right now, you can save 50 pounds, per person. That's 200 pounds off for a family of four.

A meme that made a comeback recently for some reason. It’s self explanatory.

Nothing beats a jet2 holiday! And right now, you can save 50 pounds, per person. That's 200 pounds off for a family of four.

by Apple=Airbus, Samsung = Boeing July 17, 2025

just cut of the bad parts and you can eat it

my mom says

mom: just cut of the bad parts and you can eat it
me : wtf no
mom: get out of the house cuz you say a bad word

by 69 years ago July 4, 2021

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by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 2, 2025

You-can-flaily

A ukulele with a mace attached at one end. The proverbial opposite of a mullet.

“Wow that you-can-flaily is really party in the top, business in the back!”

by Wypipo whisperer August 21, 2019