vag-crap

a contemporary theory of reproduction commonly used to explain to small children where babies come from; to give birth to

Then mommy vag-crapped you right out nine months later!

Sigmund Freud vag-crapped modern psychology into academia.

Al Gore vag-crapped the internet--the entire thing.

by Sullyvanus March 25, 2008

Fap, Crap & Nap

To Masturbate, poo, then rest. aka, the perfect afternoon.

"omg, what a day! All I want to do is get home so I can fap, crap & nap"

by SuperDuperGalen December 27, 2011

crap ton

A crap ton is equal to 4 shit loads.

we had a crap ton of time to think of this example.

by Arnold S. September 13, 2005

crapload

a overly excessive amount of something

I have a crapload of homework to do.

by Mike Cicero January 9, 2008

crapola

An expression of the word crap; double shittiness when something goes wrong.

"Crapola, my car stereo is gone!"

by CrazyMike February 10, 2003

feeling like crap

Feeling sad, down, stressed, terrible, fed up, depressed

Feeling like crap can be really hard to deal with sometimes, but I'm always here to cheer you up.

by GilKo September 22, 2013

Craptop

A crappy laptop, usually seen on college campuses when some students were obviously given their parents' old laptops while the parents upgraded.

Wow, did you see Bryan's 2002 IBM craptop?

by gdawson October 28, 2008