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Butler's Wipe

A Butler's Wipe references clean up services provided by a male after wet, jizz filled sex sessions. The Butler's Wipe is performed when sex juices are wiped and cleaned from the body and orifices of the other sexual partner or partners. Cleaning is performed using a traditional gak towel or doddle rag. While the Butler's Wipe is most often performed by the male partner in one on one sexual activity, Butler Wipes can be provided to multiple partners. In sex group settings and orgies, sex party participants often designate one male individual specifically to provide Butler Wipes throughout the party serving clean up for all orgy participants.
Reed banged his girlfriend Leslie for hours until they both exploded their love loads. Leslie was covered from stem to stern with Reed's man gravy. Because Reed is a gracious, serving lover, he pulled out the doddle rag from under the bed and gave Leslie a Butler's Wipe.
by Eaton Holgoode February 22, 2014
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Peanut Butter Jelly and Asshole Sandwich

The act of placing peanut butter and jelly inside your ass. Then forcing someone to eat all of it out of your ass.
I call it a peanut butter jelly and asshole sandwich, but Tom here, would be calling it lunch.

Man 1: Hey dude, wanna go grab some lunch? Man 2: Naw bro I'm good. Your mom served me a hell of a Peanut Butter Jelly and Asshole Sandwich.
by Noushbag April 13, 2011
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butherface (but-her-face)

Butherface often pronounced (butterface) is word used to describe a female of being physically attractive in every area excluding the face. The name litteraly comes from the saying everything about her was good, but her face. Used by all age groups but only by straight men predominatly in the south or "ghetto" city neighborhoods.
butherface (but-her-face)

p1: so how was your date?

p2: she was a butherface.

P1: whats a butherface?
p2: you know everythings good, but her face.
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Cutting butter

The act of accidentally taking a short cut, when a longer route was planned.
By Charles' calculations it would take about 30 minutes to walk to the the local discotheque.

As he had time to kill he decided to take a long cut through a new neighborhood.

12 minutes later Charles saw the unmistakeable lights emanating from the disco and thought to himself 'man I wanted to take it slow, but all the time I was cutting butter'
by Eug_2000 June 12, 2013
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butter the turtle

A phrase used to describe the act of female masturbation, especially if she hasn't in a while. If you know a female who is acting cranky, bitchy, or suspicious, chances are, she could use a good turtle buttering.
"Becky, you look a bit under the weather, maybe you should go butter that turtle, it's the best thing for you."- Becky's Grandmother

Rhianna likes to butter the turtle whenever she's on stage.
by JHONNY!!! September 3, 2013
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Butter my blanket

Jesse~ Hey guys I'm getting ofline, I'm going to go butter my blanket!

Derek~ eugh tmi!

Dru~ there's a snake in my boot!!
by twPH4NT0M November 5, 2017
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Butter churner

Lie on your back with your legs raised and folded over so that your ankles are on either side of your head, while they squat and dip their penis, strap-on, dildo, or finger in and out of your vagina.
by Respect the 90’s baby June 30, 2021
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