by weaponized_assault _penguin 2 February 5, 2021
Get the pussy bullshitmug. by montanaBUH July 10, 2016
Get the petty bullshitmug. by anonymous June 19, 2023
Get the cut the bullshitmug. A rational, logical, and often theoretical explanation for a complex topic/situation that does not provide emotional comfort.
"You're Death, we should accept you right? Well here's the thing it's all a bunch of intellectual bullshit. Cuz she's (his dead daughter) not here holding my fucking hand." Will Smith: Collateral Beauty
by Sir. KĀG October 13, 2021
Get the Intellectual Bullshitmug. A girl who tends to lead on making you think she's into you . Therefore , she will make you believe you are very attractive/ interested then the next day you don't exist. A fake personality bitch with the following traits -
She will confuse persistence w/ chasing making you think you're coming too strong when really it's just a normal text or call.
She will make small conversation with you then completely end the conversation red-flag like.
She will come off tedious and pretentious-like when on the phone or text.
She will tell you she'll call you back and you know she never will. ex "Text me or call me when you get the chance"
If you encounter this do not waste your time.
She will confuse persistence w/ chasing making you think you're coming too strong when really it's just a normal text or call.
She will make small conversation with you then completely end the conversation red-flag like.
She will come off tedious and pretentious-like when on the phone or text.
She will tell you she'll call you back and you know she never will. ex "Text me or call me when you get the chance"
If you encounter this do not waste your time.
GIRL: Hey lets hang out sometime i'm down to get together lets do it tomorrow
YOU : Sounds good
next day...
YOU : Text ... "Hey there , lets go out tonight!"
Girl : "read - 3:43 p.m."
3 hours later ...
YOU: did you get my text ... ?
GIRL : read 7:47 p.m.
-Bullshit Girl
YOU : Sounds good
next day...
YOU : Text ... "Hey there , lets go out tonight!"
Girl : "read - 3:43 p.m."
3 hours later ...
YOU: did you get my text ... ?
GIRL : read 7:47 p.m.
-Bullshit Girl
by ksudzo August 2, 2016
Get the Bullshit Girlmug. Oh, would you look at that?
He's the bullshit equivalent of Leroy Brown!
What I need is the bullshit equivalent of a flux capacitor that will take me BACK to the place and time where that was last considered cool....
and REJECT IT on principal!
He's the bullshit equivalent of Leroy Brown!
What I need is the bullshit equivalent of a flux capacitor that will take me BACK to the place and time where that was last considered cool....
and REJECT IT on principal!
by Thygeekgoddess March 5, 2017
Get the bullshit equivalentmug. a complete ranting that everyone knows is a line of crap or talking in circles when asked a direct question. e.g. nonsense stuff said supervisors in staff meetings. or politicians who are trying to excuse there behavior and so on.
BS: "Our staffing is down 2.37 employees we need to hire more staff" which preceded "This Overtime you have been getting has to stop now it is unauthorized."
you're listening to this whole bullshit-a-thon thinking to yourself....Hmm fuzzy math... how can you NOT pay me my hard earned overtime but you can AFFORD to hire 2.37 persons...what the hell is .37 person... if we are short 2.37 folks and we break our necks to do it and get no overtime, no one will hired.... this is the dumbest bullshit I think I have ever heard! --then you tune back in for more words of wisdom.
you're listening to this whole bullshit-a-thon thinking to yourself....Hmm fuzzy math... how can you NOT pay me my hard earned overtime but you can AFFORD to hire 2.37 persons...what the hell is .37 person... if we are short 2.37 folks and we break our necks to do it and get no overtime, no one will hired.... this is the dumbest bullshit I think I have ever heard! --then you tune back in for more words of wisdom.
by fearTheTurtle September 25, 2013
Get the bullshit-a-thonmug.