blingual

fluent in bling, has an expert understanding of different kinds of bling and who wears them

People who work at Zales have to be blingual.

by A.S.N. February 19, 2008

Blingdong

A mildly derogatory name for someone who thinks too highly of himself, tries too hard, fails semi-regularly, and is oblivious to all of the above.

Blingdong is much less harsh than "toolbag."

Me: You know that guy who says "Classic!" in response to everything. He's kind of a blingdong.
You: Dude, he's autistic.
Me: I know.

by Kingblingdong February 19, 2010

body bling

A term to describe shrapnel left embedded in the body. Also described as "internal bling". Made popular by George W. Bush's middle-eastern war.

Our hummer hit a landmine, but I walked away with some body bling

by Reginald Emmett McCafferty July 3, 2007

booger bling

The single stud piercings girls get on their nostril. Just a small stud, usually sparkly; like a sparkly booger on their nose. Typically seen on younger girls (late high school or early college age). They probably think it makes them look cool.

Bob: You see Chrissie's new booger bling?
Charlie: Yea, I hate those things.

by Rutherford Jones May 8, 2010

beying

a person who causes lust beyond normal lust; love beyond simple love

d000d julia is sooo beying

by {||Psychotic||} May 24, 2004

blinger

One who blings in a fashionable sense.

"I got bling-bling," exclaimed Ernie the Blinger.

by Didda Tinkle May 24, 2004

bling bling

1. A word used by people who have all their normal chromosomes to act like someone who has Down syndrome.

numbnut: Yo, chwek owt my knew whims bwing bwing

translation: yo, check out my new rims bling bling

by swollengoat February 21, 2009