I told her I couldn't take her home with me because that street meat was sitting right but she offered to give me a Thai Blumpkin.
by Fleshdawg October 07, 2016
In a moment in evolutionary history, Skeeter thought, "My sister done blumpkin me all the time. Maybe I can do that for her." And the first cuntry blumpkin was performed...with mixed results for Skeeter got many splinters on his chin from the outhouse's wood toilet.
by onendone January 07, 2011
by Witch_Devil May 11, 2023
A blumpkin received at a Dunkin' Doughnuts establishment. Only after buying an unfrosted doughnut and placing your penis through the doughnut hole may the blumpkin begin. The Dunkin' Blumpkin is only completed after you have frosted the doughnut yourself and it is finished by your partner.
by Na0227 October 04, 2014
Always a classy gentlemen, Martine opted to forego the often dirty Blumpkin for the more hygienic French Blumpkin. Stacey was appreciative of the fact she didn't have to taste his shit.
by PV Kings June 01, 2012
"Our therapist suggested trying new things in the bedroom to spice up our marriage. Lenny wanted to try the chubby blumpkin. It was kinda gross...can I borrow your toothbrush?"
by taytay1420 March 03, 2016
A sex act in which you are taking a shit on the toilet and you are giving a blowjob to someone who is of direct relation, ie cousin.
by mommysmilk April 18, 2021