blokey 

Name for men who are old fat and hairless. Mostly smell like rotting shit and spunk. Time wasters and wankers.

Someone who smells and wanks alot is refered to as a "Blokey"

Man 1 "Mate you smell have you been in all day wanking?"

Man 2 "Yer"

Man 1 "Your such a blokey"

blokey by bobbobbobbob September 25, 2006

Bloger 

To bloge is to drink (felch) a quantity of semen greater than that of one ejaculation from another person's rectum. It is not necessarily a sexual act but may be performed for it's therapeutic, novelty or nutritional value. The active participant is the bloger, pronounced blow-ger, while the passive participant is referred to as the bloger, pronounce in the French blow-jhay.

You know Ben, from accounting? He's a total Bloger.

Bloger by dablyputs November 1, 2007

blogenvy

The feeling you get when come upon a blog that has superior organization, content, and overall appearance as compared to your own blog.

She couldn't help but have blogenvy over the other person's blog, which was superior in all aspects to her own.

blogenvy by zmus August 8, 2006

blogette 

a very small blog entry

"Not a lot going on today, so I only posted a blogette."

blogette by pokstad October 31, 2007

Blogey 

The word Blogey comes from Blow (Cocaine), and bogey (Cigarette). The bogey is dipped into the bag of blow, giving it a frosty tip. The finished product is then referred to as a Blogey

Wheres the yayo? i need to make this cig a blogey.

Blogey by DzFlossy November 30, 2010

Shit blokery 

The art of being a shit bloke.

Dude,when you kissed my mom last night that was a major case of shit blokery

Shit blokery by darkphoenixlf January 10, 2011

punches on like a bloke 

Of, or relating to male-to-female transexxuals engaging in physical violence against another person(s).

"Geez.....I saw that tranny Tatianna in a punch up"
"Oh yeah....she "punches on like a bloke"

punches on like a bloke by Signor Dick Pic October 25, 2013