Bertie

The most amazing man you will meet. He is a complete gentleman, walking you to your door each time you go on a date no matter how long it will eventually take him to get home. Not pushy and caters to your every need. He is passionate about things he believes in and will fight for them. He is fun to be with and enjoys laughter and good company. He is kind and thoughtful. He is the guy that everyone wishes they were with. He is handsome and charming and strong both in the mind and physically. Although he can be a little insecure at times, he needs not to be because he is someone that you will surrender all of your love to wholly. His passions are, rugby, photography, politics, animal rights music and fitness. He is going to conquer the world, one step at a time! If you don't fall in love with this man then you must have some serious issues, you'd be lucky to have him in your life.

Guy walks girl home. That is such a Bertie thing to do.

by vitaweat January 22, 2011

dingle berries

little pooplets that hang from the ass hairs

by julie wolford July 3, 2003

bernilost

To be completely lost trying to get somewhere, to have lost site of one's destination

I woulda gone to your party but I got bernilost.

by mike fitzgerald September 18, 2003

twig and two berries

a penis and two balls

a term used to describe your penis

when twig is used alone it often refers to a small penis

see also berries

You hit me in the twig and two berries

by yo May 13, 2004

Berni

Awesome, amazing, likes blanket forts. Can often be seen displaying a dopey smile. If approached, make sure to wear lots of bubble wrap as this creature is prone to biting and gets distracted by the popping. Giggles uncontrollably when tamed and will often giggle harder at it's own giggling. Mood is contagious, resulting in multiple cases of over-active hyper behaviour. Is also very cute and huggable. Diet includes: Chocolate paddlepops, and more chocolate paddlepops. If creature appears aggressive, throw cats at it; this will calm the creature and leave you with at least 5 seconds to run away. Or play Evanescence.

"That Berni stole my blankets!"
"I wish I was as awesome as a Berni"
"My Berni ate my chocolate paddlepop = "
"If I buy bubble wrap, do you think I should hide it from my Berni?"

by smiles and applejuice January 2, 2010

glitter berries

berries that fill your mouth with beautiful sparkling glitter when you bite into them, and make you act weird until you spread your shimmering wings and fly away. Consuming of these may result into having to get your stomach pumped

"Quinn acts like she's on glitter berries.'

by Gwen Stefani Grrl October 21, 2003

dinggle berries

When shit gets stuck to the hair behind your balls after you take a shit.

I guess i didnt wipe good enough, i've got some mad dinggle berries.

by bennyBb May 29, 2007