Bender Bending Rodrieguez

Bender Is Our Robot Lord.

BENDER IS MADE OF:
An Iron-Osmium alloy with a 5% nickel impurity
20%Zinc
40%Titanium
40% Dolomite

BENDER SAYS:
"Have you ever tried simply turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them?

BENDER SAYS:
"I came here with a simple dream. A dream, of killing all humans. And is this how it must end? I ask you, who's the real seven billion ton robot monster here? Not I... Not I.

BENDER SAYS:
"BITE MY SHINY, METAL ASS!!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~
Amen.

FRY: Wow! A real live robot! Or is that some kind of cheesy new-years costume...?

BENDER: Bite my shiny metal ass!

Bender Bending Rodrieguez by Skinny Pierre February 20, 2005

Bendito 

The Puerto Rican version of the southern term "Bless Your Heart".

"You gotta work an extra shift...again??? Bendito."

Bendito by clobeau April 16, 2015

Bendy

Inebriated of alcohol and other substances.

Phil was so bendy last night man, he left his jaw at home.

Bendy by Ronangshore November 17, 2015

spaghetti bender 

An Italian. A Wop. A Dago. A Guinea.

Luigi can't stop shouting and waving his hands because he's a spaghetti bender.

spaghetti bender by Tuna Wanda May 15, 2005

Bendito 

For us Puerto Rican’s it can mean a lot of stuff ,,

Like awwwww or if someone does something stupid and they don’t understand you you can say it

Ay bendito are you okay ??
Ay bendito Reina shut up !!

Bendito by SquidM October 6, 2018

Bendinator 

One who has the power to bend dicks like streamers, The bendinator can actually rip the fabric of space time with his cock hands, Though he generally enjoys traveling via rifts of dicks throughout space and bending up entire planes of existence with his tornado arms. The bendinator thrives on sperm and actually is dependent upon its consumption for his life force, He stores his reserve in his tumor on his face.

Wow... Was the bendinator just here, cause my balls feel empty...

Bendinator by Hoey Bendo March 24, 2009

Friender bender 

Partaking in a gluttonous activity with a friend, e.g. a night of heavy drinking, a large meal, etc.

"Oh man, you missed out on our friender bender. Mike and I spent the whole day eating burritos and playing Super Smash Bros. It was AWESOME."

"Dude, you shoulda called me."

Friender bender by Bizarro Bike June 24, 2012