(noun)
The Blender is the most amazing group of people known to mankind. Each person in the group must go through initiation, pick a fruit, and go through extensive Blender training. Participating in Blender meetings and memorizing the many rules of the blender is mandatory. The Blender strives to make this world a better place, one fruit at a time. It will change you're life.
The Blender is the most amazing group of people known to mankind. Each person in the group must go through initiation, pick a fruit, and go through extensive Blender training. Participating in Blender meetings and memorizing the many rules of the blender is mandatory. The Blender strives to make this world a better place, one fruit at a time. It will change you're life.
Dan: "Whoa! Those people look like the most *amaaazziiinng*, intelligent, hilarious people I've ever seen. They couldn't possibly be from this planet"
Brandon: "Yup, that's App and Naner from The Blender. I wish I could be in the Blender"
Brandon: "Yup, that's App and Naner from The Blender. I wish I could be in the Blender"
by Nappers October 8, 2011
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Just like a bender, but the participant is sober. Usually sober benders are undertaken by regular drug users who have realized that they are showing signs of addiction. In such a situation, the individual may decided to spend a period of time going cold-turkey. In addition to going cold-turkey, sober benders involve the user also attending various club nights out, often more than they would have previously done while taking drugs.
Those who undertake sober benders often find they have an excess of money due to their zero consumption of alcohol or other substances. Hence they may go on more nights out, more expensive nights out, or spend shit-loads of money on vinyl.
Just like a bender, but the participant is sober. Usually sober benders are undertaken by regular drug users who have realized that they are showing signs of addiction. In such a situation, the individual may decided to spend a period of time going cold-turkey. In addition to going cold-turkey, sober benders involve the user also attending various club nights out, often more than they would have previously done while taking drugs.
Those who undertake sober benders often find they have an excess of money due to their zero consumption of alcohol or other substances. Hence they may go on more nights out, more expensive nights out, or spend shit-loads of money on vinyl.
Harry: Hey Carl last night I decided to give the mandy a knock on the head for a while.
Carl: What's wrong with you Harry, you love the white rocks?!
Harry: Not anymore Carl I'm on a sober bender.
Sam: I went sober-bender once. I quite enjoyed it. Then I did loads of coke and died.
Carl: What's wrong with you Harry, you love the white rocks?!
Harry: Not anymore Carl I'm on a sober bender.
Sam: I went sober-bender once. I quite enjoyed it. Then I did loads of coke and died.
by Rehabilitated Bloke May 8, 2014
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To getting ready for, getting to it or almost to be drunk.
In relation to Bender Bending Rodríguez a fictional robot in Futurama.
In relation to Bender Bending Rodríguez a fictional robot in Futurama.
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Get the Chicken tender bender mug.The act of punching a girl in the cunt as hard as you can to successfully make her become a raging cunt blender.
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Get the Raging cunt blender mug.A phrase for one who is incompetent or inexperienced at hockey. The word is believed to originate from American high school hockey, and has spread into mainstream culture to describe anyone who is unskilled at an activity. The Canadian phrase hoser also has a similar meaning in youth sports.
Atonym: dangle
Atonym: dangle
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