Battle of the Bulge

When two or more ladies fight to the death over your dick.

You hear about the party last night? There was a Battle of the Bulge with five womanz!

by elbissopmi June 7, 2019

Flappy Battle

Flappy Battle

1. A competition of the phone game Flappy Bird between two friends.
2. sex

Marco: Where'd Harry and Jane go?
Reginald: Oh, they're off having a Flappy Battle back at the hotel
Marco: They're fucking?
Reginald: No, they're actually playing Flappy Bird. Obsessively. Actually it's kind of worrying me.

by summerfreeze June 29, 2014

battle chad

the best character in Friday the 13th

Player 1: Who's the best player in F13?
Player 2: Obviously Battle Chad!
Both players: Battle Chady hypeeeee!!!

by liiiiitttt August 26, 2017

laptop battle

When two people are sitting across from each other and each of them is using their laptops at the same time.

John and Jim were sitting at the coffee shop having a real laptop battle.

by Conchobar Mac Nessa January 2, 2018

coochie battle

When two idiots get together and battle it out coochie style.

“Let’s coochie battle right now- coochie love, coochie hate”
“BET- coochie fence, coochie gate”

by Sociopathic_octonaut February 26, 2021

gang battle

When two groups oppose each other for no apparent reason. Usually someone's sexuality has been challenged within a community and lines are drawn between those who agree and those who disagree with the accusation.

"Yo' Mikey is pissed and about to start a gang battle"

by janeeeeee April 17, 2014

Battle or Skedaddle

A more informal synonym for fight or flight, referring to an animals instinct to either fight or run when threatened.

When we got near that raccoon, it instantly went into battle or skedaddle mode.

by King Loaf June 2, 2018