Barking spider

A term used in jail for farting. A loud fart that is loud enough for others to hear.

" hey did i just hear you lay a fart?"
" no that's not me. That's a barking spider you heard"

Someone farts... " there goes another barking spider".

by Citychick213 December 15, 2016

Barbingle

Generic hockey term that can be used in any context.

"Fock boys I Barbingled this absolute dragon last night. It was ballistic!"

"Fockin rights boys that was a fockin beautician of a Barbingle right there!"

"Boys did you scope that glorious Barbingle? So much top ched its like a charcuterie board out here!"

by Dexter Wansel July 11, 2017

Bafing

To cry.

"Why is Clare bafing?"
"She got dumped again."

by Kevisababe October 17, 2019

barrington middle school

bms is home to some of the fakest white people you will ever meet. most people only stay friends with each other to get invited to parties. all of our teachers ditch us and the assistant principals always are up your crotch. girls smear their period blood all over the toilets and write in green sharpie on the walls. people light the toilet paper on fire and 8th graders always date down. there is always one friend group that is the most popular but they are all so fake to each other. MMR is a complete slut. since the school is inside fishhawk you would think it would be a nice school but its like a dump. there is also guys with fake teeth

Gosh im so glad i dont go to barrington middle school.

by mann student December 13, 2019

Bazinga Moment

when you kill a child

"I just crushed a baby with a large rock. Talk about a bazinga moment!"

by fartcockshit69 November 28, 2020

Bazinga Blasted

To be jebaited or tricked; To be a complete goof idiot and act very stupid

"Ryan, come look at my schedule that I made."
"Oh cool lemme see."
"Just kidding. How does it feel to be bazinga blasted?"
"This is why your parents don't love you."

by BRWNBOY May 7, 2021

Baking Bones

Verb: The act of performing a "Dutch Oven" while your partner(s) are erect.

Sorry I was late, I was stuck Baking Bones.

by Shakazalabas September 1, 2021