baptizee

to spread your baby yogurt all over a girl after performing a swish in basketball

damn, johnny got to baptizee like 3 girls last night after making that smexy 3 point shot

by armandonottouch January 15, 2011

Baptist Dance Party

A sexual event between two or more people. More commonly in the south. Baptists abhor dancing and drinking because they believe it will lead to unmarried sexual relations.

Hey Dale, I heard you had a Baptist dance party with Jennie last night.

Shh, don't tell her mother! She had to skip church this morning because she was so sore!

by bestnonregever October 6, 2016

Baptist

A person who dunks a cunts head into some water

That guy there is a baptist

by Dave Gray February 27, 2019

baptized by freedom

When a Bald Eagle shits on your head while flying over you.

Mike was baptized by freedom while he was looking up to see a Bald Eagle fly overhead.

by strykermech June 12, 2019

baptism by fire

The act of catching a hornet/yellow jacket/wasp nest on fire to exterminate them.

I found a hornets nest on the trailer, so I ran inside and grabbed my Oxygen Torch.
They weren't expecting that Baptism by Fire!

by Derram_Desangue August 13, 2019

Baptiste bomb

Baptiste bomb is defined as a wrestling move and is use to finish someone off on the ring.

My mate Tom used the baptiste bomb on a swat member he is now in prison for a homocide.

by Burgerchops1 December 17, 2019

Baptised

When a man is getting a blow job or hand job then cums on a partners hair.

My mate picked up the other night and was getting head then he baptised her.

by Boosty April 29, 2020