Back Board King

When some one makes all 3 pointers in basketball by hitting the ball of the back board

"He's the Back Board King"

by AzOOmA May 20, 2003

Backyard dog

In sharp contrast to the life of an African-American’s inside dog is the dog they have chained up in the backyard. Typically a pit bull, sometimes a Rottweiler, the dog is named after a cognac (“Hennessy”), a hip-hop term (“Hyphy”), something ghetto (“Kilo”), or saccharine (“Precious”), usually spelled wrong. The dog has minimal shelter or none at all, and his living area is full of scattered, moldy feces. The dog is always left sexually intact and rarely taken off its chain for a walk. He is given no toys to play with so he plays with his food and water bowls, toppling them over and leaving them empty (which half the time they are anyway). Two of the dog’s main instincts, to be part of a pack (human or animal) and to live together in a den (the house), are denied, leaving him in a state of constant frustration. He is covered in fleas and bitten on his ears by flies, which develop into small, oozing infections. Despite this exhibition of neglect, the African-American owner professes to love the dog “like my own child.”

Animal Control Officer: You need to buy a doghouse, get some untippable food and water bowls, make sure the chain can’t get tangled, pick up the feces, buy a dog license, and your dog needs to see a vet, too.

African-American: What are you talkin’ ‘bout? It’s a dog! This is the way my daddy always raised his dogs!

Animal Control Officer: The laws have changed since then. There are minimum standards of care for backyard dogs.

African-American: But I care about my dog. I love Remy like a son.

by Wqoq April 5, 2010

backyardi

party in your backyard
back-yard-ee (as in party)

I am having a backyardi for my 25th birthday party!

by honeybee_lover May 3, 2011

bending backwards

Going out of your way/speaking up to do something unnecessarily - usually in defence or to protect someone. And it is usually associated with naivety or idiocy, even.

Stop bending backwards to defend the prime minister. True, he's not necessarily bad in this case, but it's not like he's some hero, all of a sudden.

by KrikenKing March 2, 2010

Fuck me sideways running backwards with a monkey wrench

when you wanna say FML

Banker: You owe me 1.000.000.000$

Me: Fuck me sideways running backwards with a monkey wrench

by Strafferen September 16, 2009

backyard ballistics

Backyard ballistics (BB) is Totse's forum concerning pyrotechnics and explosives.

unlike "bad ideas" the level of knowledge that the regular members posess is quite high.

They are verry concerned about safety and will in no way-ever condone violence

take it up in BB, and be prepared to be sent home, kidiot.

by mokothar May 13, 2005

backwards-stupid

describes a really ironic and unintelligent action or statement that someone did

"What they did and said was so...so backwards-stupid."

by nickwrm September 25, 2006