3am burrito challenge

Eating a burrito at 3am... Deadass

You guys wanna come over on Friday to do the 3am burrito challenge?

3am burrito challenge by 3am burrito challenge January 8, 2020

Love Burrito 

When it's too hot after a night of boning and you just pull the covers over you instead of getting under them.

"Did Zak bang you last night?"
"Yeah, but he had no air conditioner, so we just wrapped up in a love burrito"

Love Burrito by Zak Baggs August 31, 2013

toasty burrito 

when you can't get up for class in the morning. some people refer to this as their "spirit animal"

Mimi: Jade, you look like a such a toasty burrito right now, all wrapped up in your blankets.

Jade: ugh you're right. I can't get up!

toasty burrito by toastyburrito March 7, 2016

Beefy Crunch Burrito

The best fucking burrito Taco Bell has ever had, that they need to make a part of their permanent menu. Ground beef, cheese sauce, sour cream, rice, and Flamin' Hot Fritos. It's only served for a limited period of time when it's released.

Also known as BCB.

Dude: What'd you get from Taco Bell?
Bro: A fucking Beefy Crunch Burrito, what else?

Beefy Crunch Burrito by ChiGirl90 March 5, 2012

Eddie Burrito 

A chain of restaraunts based in Marion, NC which features a mascot "Eddie" who edits himself into a variety of photos for promotional purposes. The chain has a cult like following who approach each other and say "eddie burrito?". If you don't respond "pretty good forever" you may be kicked in the testicles. This is know as getting the "Eddie Burrito" and has also been known as the "Taco Farmer".

Dude, we just left from eating and I saw Justin. I said "Eddie Burrito" and he just stared at me so I gave him the old Eddie Burrito and kicked him in the balls

Eddie Burrito by Taco Farmer January 16, 2011

could Jesus microwave a burrito so hot that even he couldn't eat it? 

a paradox made up by stoners with nothing better to do

stoned guy 1)could Jesus microwave a burrito so hot that even he couldn't eat it?
stoned guy 2)WHOOOOAAAAAA!!! i don't know.... what a thinker!!!
stoned guy 1)tell me about it

could Jesus microwave a burrito so hot that even he couldn't eat it? by EatMyFukk May 13, 2008

Wall Burrito 

The act of violently shoving a mattress with a person in it up against a wall. Preferably on the the top bunk of a bunk bed which creates better leverage. A wall burrito can be a form of punishment or a source of amusement. Or both at the same time. Wall burritos are common in fraternities where stupid pledges or total douchebags are served up spicy wall burritos on the reg. Also a presidential platter is the act of wall burritoing my pussy during the 2008-2009 school year when he was PC President and had his own crib.

I got woken up last night to Darsch's head smacking the wall from a wall burrito.
That fuckin wedge didnt do my laundry well enough so we wall burritoed the shit out of him.
Koehn came into the racks last night and served up some spicy wall burritos.

Wall Burrito by chadbrochill99 November 12, 2009