boobs

literally me

person one: "omg, did you see boobs today??"
person two: "no, why the fuck would i see boobs?"
person one: "omg you fucking idiot, i meant the girl"

by stupid fucking walrus April 1, 2024

Boobs

Better than ass

Boobs or Ass?

Boobs, you fucking retard.

by Misc_H July 13, 2024

boobs

bad bitch boobs

“damn that girl has some big boobs”

by neeksz May 3, 2025

[boobs]

Objects that women use to control the world.

Woman in 2004: I'll show you my boobs if you vote for Bush again.
Man: OK.

by bccxcc July 1, 2008

boobs mackenzie

Boobs mackenzie can be a real bitch, she steals your man and shows off.
Your typical slut.

Did you see boobs mackenzie she is such a show off!

by Markiplier fan base ^♡^ May 10, 2016

Boobs before Noobs

A term used for when you would rather hang out with a girl than a guy friend.

Bro 1: Dude, wanna hang at Jacob's?

Bro 2: Nah man, Emily is coming over.

Bro 1: Come on, dude! Again?!

Bro 2: Boobs before noobs, man.

by btmcbrayer November 28, 2011

boobs armada

Regiment of asshole feminist (a.k.a feminazis) taking out a walk of protest against dicks who pump them in the midnight.

Sam: Loki don't go to the park today.
Loki: Why bro?
Sam: Cause a boobs armada is passing it today.

by Bed Grammar September 20, 2016