by WindyandFrisky January 03, 2009
The act of performing felatio on a penis with the added trick of keeping said penis in the mouth and allowing it to be wet with spittle but not touching any of the mouth itself. At such a point, the blowjob giver then exhales (blows) around the penis providing a cooling, added sensation to the act that is otherwise not typically a part of felatio. Contrary to popular definition, a blowjob is not simply a synonym of felatio -- it's a distinct variation on the act.
Man, that blowjob you gave me last night really helped to sooth my ridiculously sore cock. Maybe we should start using some lube, you dried up old hag...
by Suckee September 23, 2004
The act of receiving oral sex from an individual that wears a paper bag over their head due to their hideously ugly face. Very satisfying as long as the hole is properly cut into the paper bag. Failure to properly cut the hole could result in painful paper cuts.
by T.J. Duckett April 12, 2006
by Asianknowitalls March 26, 2013
After leaving the bar and before we could even get into my car and out of the rain, she had my pants down and was giving me a Seattle Blowjob.
by Lars McGinley October 26, 2007
Anyone from Oswego, NY who has experienced a winter there probably has experienced this. It happens when you're just trying to walk to class or some other place, and then the massive lake effect wind coming off of Lake Ontario hits you so hard that it knocks you down. It can also be considered an Oswego blowjob when this happens and you are actually giving/receiving a blowjob
Person 1: O damn, it's so windy out, Sarah just got knocked on her ass from the wind!
Person 2: Shit son, that's an Oswego blowjob for ya!
Person 2: Shit son, that's an Oswego blowjob for ya!
by TheAmazingNEZ February 09, 2011
The act of placing a loaded 9mm Pistol in your mouth and squeezing the trigger, thereby committing suicide.
You hear about Benny?
I ain't seen Benny in a good minute, what happened to him?
Well, Benny apparently decided to get a 9mm Blowjob.
I ain't seen Benny in a good minute, what happened to him?
Well, Benny apparently decided to get a 9mm Blowjob.
by Jet blak November 20, 2007