locker blocker 

One who stands in front of a locker, making it impossible for anyone to access their locker.

Catherine, stop being such a locker blocker!!!!!!!

locker blocker by ABCDEFK April 26, 2009

blackedtheanime 

blackedtheanime is a slideshow made by an entire class of special ed 2nd graders that decided create a slideshow that simulates what it feels like to be on the electric chair for 1 hour 28 minutes and 7 seconds

p1: oh boy i can't wait to go back home and watch blackedtheanime

p2:sir you are no longer allowed to be within 25km of any kindergarten

blackedtheanime by fxqr January 22, 2021

Booze blocker 

When a significant other stops you from having a mad one

Don't go crazy tonight. I'm going for brunch with the girls in the morning so you have the kids all by yourself. 'booze blocker'

Booze blocker by Vancouvervilla September 6, 2016

Baton Rouge Blockade

Sticking a bar of soap up your anus in the shower to prevent leakage.

My ass was leaking so I used the Baton Rouge Blockade to seal off my ass.

Baton Rouge Blockade by Dunlap12345 June 11, 2009

Fap Blocker

A person who regularly gets in the way between their friends and a nice fap.

Nico- “Hey Lula, how’s it going?”
Lula- “Well it would be going great if Hanne wasn’t such a fap blocker.”

Fap Blocker by ratatouillelover101 December 26, 2021

baller blocker 

A baller blocker is a person throwing salt on your game. Whether it be money or realtionship-wise. They just don't want to see you win or succeed at your money making.

My dad was being a baller blocker by not letting me work at that popeyes up on Howard.

baller blocker by shehreenie June 14, 2006

cock blockade 

when a group of a female's friends form a pact to protect thier friend from any male contact.

oh my god, look at that massive cock blockade around her!

cock blockade by Ben Jammin February 10, 2005