BJ

A bald man who is named Joe. He also happens to be bald.

That's a wet BJ right there.

by Darkhunter July 13, 2019

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BJ and BS

Brake Job and Boob Squeeze.
When you are someone's car person and help them with all their basic vehicle maintenance, nothing is ever for free.

Person: Oh man, I failed safety inspection this year because they said my breaks are worn out. I need help.

Their car person: Don't worry, I'll swing by later for BJ and BS. I'll be done before your husband gets home this time.

Person: That would be great! I wish my husband knew his way around a garage.

by Phil Ashios May 23, 2024

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BJ

this is an abbreviation of the goat of the world, beetlejuice

me: Yoo beet if i dig a 6ft hole, how deep is the hole
bj: probs like 30ft
mans a genius

by Noah Myles May 13, 2020

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The Bloody BJ

When you hollow out a pickle, put cream sauce in the pickle then finish it off with hot sauce.

Person 1: What the fuck even is that? Person 2: That's just the bloody BJ

by NootNootProductionz March 12, 2021

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A BJ sike

When you think someone'e about to give you head but then it turns out they were just reaching for something or stretching thereby erroneously bringing their head close to your groin.

"Damn man I thought she was about to blow me, turns out she was just reaching for the chips."
"Shit man sorry, it sucks when you get A BJ sike"

by ILOVEEATINGBIGFATVAGINA February 3, 2025

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