Noah-bend

Moses bending over Noah's boat while licking a giraffes cock and eating a elephants left ball.

"have you seen the story about Noah-bend?"

by hendre@ gmail. hendre June 18, 2023

Jenner Bending

1. (verb) When someone actively pursues being someone or something they're not.
2. (verb) The act of being disingenuous.

Enough of the Jenner Bending bruv. Face it, your a white kid from the suburbs. You not allowed to rap.

by TheRealSimonSays April 26, 2016

Bend the stem

To decisively adapt or compromise in a difficult situation sometimes bending one’s core principles slightly in order to make progress, maintain diplomacy, or keep peace. It implies flexibility without losing your fundamental identity

"After weeks of arguing over project deadlines, Maria finally decided to bend the stem, adjusting her expectations so the team could move forward."

by MADATKID September 8, 2025

kick-flick-bend-crunch

the two-person game of flicking and empty drinks can, usually over and back across a table. knock it clear from your opponent, and you score.

gee, what an exciting game of kick-flick-bend-crunch! you totally wiped the floor with me on that one. i love sports!

by the-ginger March 21, 2022

Chinese Straw Bending

(N.) A competition friends do. They all get erections from looking at pornography then compete to see who can bend their penis the most.

“Any of you guys for a round of Chinese straw bending?”

by Skippy von Butters June 18, 2018

bend yo knees

To "bend yo knees" is to run, simply just running or run away

Guy 1: Dont bend yo knees when we spin the block.

Opp: Aint nobody finna bend knees!!!

by Peeps Morales December 3, 2021

bend thru

Staying up through the night until sunrise on the piss and gear.

I just got a bag should we bend thru?

by MontM July 17, 2024