From the Italian origin, bandito. The act of
bending over to
accelerate the passing of gas, followed by leaving the room (a
flatulence outlaw), making sure to drag the thick air around the highly populated portions of the room. Can be a verb or a noun.
bendito: (bends over, farts, and walks casually--but with a purpose--
around the room)
victim: (across
the room, sniffs)
Oh my gosh. Whats that smell? Hey, where'd Terry go?