Spongy bark

When you have a shit not quite solid, but not quite liquid

God, I just did a spongy bark

by spongy-bark December 7, 2022

bark

A handful of gentlemenly dressed queer people

"Yoo look at them! They look so dope who are they???"
"That's an obvious bark"

by ieieiieeiieieiieiwiieieiieieie July 18, 2022

ring-barked

Circumcised (NZ slang)

I opened a bottle of white wine and proceeded to watch an x-rated video. Of course with a long ring-barked cock or two

by Cleverdick2 March 19, 2015

Chewing bark

The act of chewing the bark of a tree during sex. Typically in the doggy style position.

I was banging this chick against a tree last night. I hit it so hard, I had her chewing bark.

by Bully_101 April 19, 2018

Bark and Ride

Noun and verb. A dogging site (outdoor sex venue) or the act of visiting a spot where dogging takes place.

Noun example: Friday night again! I know, I'll mug a couple of old ladies to pay for a greasy lamb donor and a 6-pack of Special Brew then I'll bury my bone at the local Bark and Ride on my way home.

Verb example: Let's bark an' ride, bitch! Sniff, sniff ..woof, woof!

by Patrick Staton, Guildford, UK March 2, 2011

My Dawgs Are Barking

This is a term used when your feet are hurting. The dawgs refer to the feet, commonly confused with the toes.

After walking in all that slime my dawgs are barking

by TheSexualThrill69 May 21, 2023

banana bark

The yelp emitted when too much teeth come into play during fellatio.

yo did you hear Dave's banana bark last night? whoever blew him must've had braces.

by FriskyLingo June 8, 2018