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Someone who is sarcastic and loves stick figures named Ricky. The best AP Physics teacher.
Did you see that guy with the stick figure shirt? He’s such an Austin.
Austin by Ricky the Stickfigure September 30, 2019
Austin is a lowly faggot who is loyal to no one except his faggot boyfriend. Everyone is always mad at him and no one knows why but they still talk to him despite him always being at fault.
You see Austin was with his faggot boyfriend asshole.
Austin by Billyjoehillbilly December 2, 2019
He's a fucker who can't get the dick of his girlfriend. She will reject him at all costs. He is secretly a girl. His vagina gets very wet whenever he hangs out with his brothers.
Fucker #1: Yo boy, you an Austin?
Fucker #2: Yeah boy, my girl Savannah , she ain't fucking me so much, but I'm 'bout to get her mom to fuck me real hard.
Austin by bigASSandTITTIES September 4, 2016
Typically one of extreme snarkyness to the point where it usually eats away at the brains and patience of decent human beings who need to deal with such creatures. Usually ranging in an extremely high body fat percentage ie. in the belly, face, and thigh regions. Typically are misguided into thinking they are attractive, similar to that of celebrities, when it reality they look like a fat naked gerbil with excess body hair. Caution must be taken when in the vacinity of an Austin, they can cause ones ears to begin to bleed with the pure stupidity and fagetyness that can come spewing out of their mouths uncontrollably. When this happens one must walk away and say nothing, if argued with it can cause permanent damage to ones brain and mental capacity. Typically think the life span of a dog is 30 years
Ahhh fuck dude, get this Austin away from me!
Austin by fat Austin November 27, 2014
often associated with the LGBTQ+ community; likes to play hide and seek; small penis, covers it with a big truck and extravagant items
Wow, big truck with LED's and a rainbow sticker on the back ; Must be an austin.
austin by coochycruncher69 January 5, 2017
An Austin is a short, blonde, tough guy that's is in between popular and unpopular. He typically hangs with weaklings that he can control. He wrestles, and doesn't care what other people say. An Austin can also be a jerk.
Dude, he just tackled Caleb! He must be an Austin.
Austin by myfavoritepsuedonym April 4, 2013