ATRAPTIVE

When a woman (or a man) is very attractive to you and you start dating them only to find out their personality is absolute shit.

My ex was so atraptive. She hooked me with her looks and trapped me for a bit but I had to get out of there because she was bat shit crazy!

by BigBigMikey May 7, 2022

Attractivating

The quality of being both attractive and captivating.

Ellen lusted over her attractivating lover and could not wait for their next "play date".

by Sage-grandma July 11, 2022

Attentive Trouser Phobia

the extreme or irrational fear that a pair of pants from your closet will gain sentience and be able to walk on its own.

Mason: dude why do you lock your closet door?
Gio: what if my pants unhang themselves in the middle in the night and watch me while I sleep?

mason: thats the most extreme and (or) irrational fear I've ever heard of...
Gio: I have Attentive Trouser Phobia ever since that one episode of jimmy neutron.

by Gio_At_Nite August 7, 2022

autractive

an attractive autistic person

that guy is super weird but he’s kinda autractive, i might give him my number

by imstatic_ July 26, 2023

ATTRACTIVATING

Instantaneously attractive

Attractivating Global Brands

by GravityXCrew March 2, 2025

ATTRACTIVATION

Trending variable force of attraction of all objects live

Attractivation is the variable cosmological constant (^) (0/0)

by GravityXCrew March 2, 2025

Murphy's Law of Attentiveness

Da "hanged if you do and hanged if you don't" fact-of-life irony regarding how a sizeable sector of da female populous treats any dude who shows interest in them romantically --- i.e., if a guy gets da idea from a gal's attitude/behavior towards him dat he should just mind his own business and not court her, she'll bawl and blubber dat he is making her feel ignored and unvalued. Yet if he then hastily begins persuing her in da naive belief dat this is what she wants, she'll go "bawlin' and blubberin" to da COPS and tearfully accuse him of harassing her! Can't win... :P

I always tread super-carefully when approaching a new lady for companionship or intimacy --- seems like Murphy's Law of Attentiveness is often lurking just around da corner to pounce on me and give me undeserved grief!

by QuacksO March 22, 2023