asshole

The dude that sits down next to you in some type of public setting (ie a public bus) and smells like he took a bath in Axe body spray, talking on his cell phone about this bitch he fucked last night, and eating some type of food very loudly and chewing with his mouth open. Also can be known as a douchebag

This asshole was sitting next to me on the bus yesterday, he reeked!

by iwillnotgetbutthurt April 4, 2013

asshole

1. the place where ur shit comes out

2. a word people use to describe a person

dude, i'm cheating on my girlfriend...why would you do that man, ur such an asshole!

by KillerNuns21 July 30, 2010

Asshole

A two faced, not afraid to steal from their mother, sheep dick remover. Usually found in craven arms but can also be found in Ludlow or swindon. Normally IN A state of skooky dispersition.

Get some sleep and put your mums safe back you asshole

by Bet on beth June 17, 2015

Asshole

Someone who resembles an awkwardly large dinosaur, smug cat, or ogre. They have a penchant for counting money and wearing ill-tailored suits. They can often be seen frequenting banks and loitering outside commerce buildings. They travel primarily by foot or by bus because the audi belongs to their mother. They like to have a lot fun and often interpret normal conversation as being extremely dramatic. Assholes comprise a surprisingly large portion of the population.

That boy you met at the pub the other day, he's a real asshole.

by Oxford Pressss April 13, 2011

[Assholes]

Members of the American Congress upholding a constitution against popular public opinion and in the face of all common sense.

"Dude did you see the gun control bill got thrown out of congress"
"What do you expect. They are assholes"

by The brown fox April 17, 2013

Asshole

Something nobody can truly be because it is literally a hole. Unless they mean nothing to you friend wise.

My Asshole itches
You are such an Asshole

by catchingfire3 October 17, 2018

Asshole

A closeted attention whore who posts terrible childhood pictures of their best friend in order to get "likes" on Instagram and Facebook. When that no longer proves to be enough of a thrill, they create obnoxious fake Instagram accounts using their friend's nickname and post annoying pictures posing (sort of?) as said friend. They're charming, really. An asshole may also be defined as "Allie."

Allie is an asshole.

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by Jcrack April 29, 2013