Kneel Armstrong

When a human takes a kneeling position to hid their genitalia (cock, balls, and the pussy) while they empty their bladder (normally while intoxicated)

“Are there any portapotties open?”
“Nah, I'm going to take a Kneel Armstrong behind the car.”

by Lil’ Juice October 14, 2023

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armstrong-like

define a cat or another domestic pet whose mass is greater than the mass of a black hole

your cat is very fat, armstrong-like even.

by spcrro October 7, 2025

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Armstrong is also given to African boys who look like nerds and want to speak or fake a certain foreign accent. If you ever meet an Armstrong you will surely hate him for life because of the way he adopts from other cultures. He is hardworking and that is one of the things that make him loved, he is so good at the bible and he loves God so much.

Is that Armstrong?...… I hate him so much, but i'mma ask him to clean my compound... nobody here is more hardworking than him.

by BradLurve June 20, 2022

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Armstrong effect

The Armstrong effect is a situation where so many people hear some bullshit that they believe it , like Neil Armstrong walking on the moon

She said to me "I was so disappointed when jonny pulled his little wiener out , it was tiny, I heard it was massive ". I replied " ahh that's just the Armstrong effect happening again"

by tsddan December 30, 2023

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