April 9th

International Drop Kick a Rapist day

“Hey man, how are you celebrating April 9th?”
“Disrupting a church ceremony.”

by alias.41 March 31, 2021

April 24

National punch a rapist day. If you see anyone who is a rapist, makes rape jokes, or doesn’t condemn those who’ve made unwanted sexual advancements toward ANY gender then you have a free pass to punch them right in their ugly mug... or give them a flat tire, whichever works.

Broseph: Why’d you punch him/her in the face?

Brojamin: Because is April 24

by TAYLORB1078 April 21, 2021

20 april

20 april is the day that you and your friends are getting high. Seems crazy I know but yeah so in 20/4 you are getting high

High= smoke high

Crazy= locko
20 april= get high day

by Emile jeniff April 18, 2017

April 11

People born on April 11 are the most kind, loving, caring, and prettiest people on earth, you would definitely want to be friends someone who has this birthday.

On April 11th, it’s a birthday and Pet day

by jania <3 January 28, 2022

April 7

April 7th is fuck if ur horny day. The day where u grab ur partner and hop in their Jeep Liberty to have sex.

Ay it’s April 7th squirtle!!

by Arbysmeats April 7, 2021

april 12

Make women comfortable

stop dont be a fucking nuisance its april 12

by unkown woman April 11, 2021

April 23

April 23 is the day you draw your favorite person as Garfield! Doesn't matter if you have any artistic skill or not, JUST DO IT!

Person: hey babygirl, its April 23, y'know that that means..
Boy: what doe's it mean?
Person: just hand me a pencil, ill surprise you. You like Garfield, right? ;-)

by garfieldbobblez April 22, 2021