Anus Eclipse

a kiss

hey babe give me a anus eclipse

by i love kisses March 30, 2020

rusty anus

Someone who has a lot of anal but hasn't had it in a while so their anus in run down. Or old people having anal in a rusty bed and you can hear it

"Upon Gerald's arrival at his Nanas nursing home, he walked in on his nana having rusty anus sex with her mate."

by The Debators March 04, 2015

anus burping

The act of sucking in air via the butthole, and forcefully expelling the air out of the anus in the form of a fart. The buttocks is normally raised in the air during the process and excessive anus burping may result in sharts.

Look at that guy anus burping.

by Jamal bagelsauce July 17, 2014

anus period

When you bleed out of your ass

Hey Paul, I had too many hot wings last night and now I’m having an anus period!

by Luapcas November 11, 2017

Anus mouth

When someone talks a lot of B.S. and you know every word they say is full of sh*t

Nick: Did he really meet the President for dinner?
Curtis: No, he just has a big anus mouth.

by Mrsaintnick July 29, 2017

anus piece

the skin between your asshole and your balls. see gooch

my anus piece itches so bad

by Lance Snyder December 03, 2006

Anus Interruptus

When you have every intent of doing something but duty (doodie?) calls

Sorry I missed my song, I had Anus Interruptus. If I tip you $5 can I go on next?

by Mekristo August 19, 2018