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by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 9, 2025

Albert looooves to be the center of attention especially at parties where he tend to get very drunk.
He will also not hesitate to make a move on a girl when drunk, so look out ladies, be careful.
Generally Albert thinks he is the hottest dude in the room, most do sadly disagree and tries to avoid his drunk horny ass.
If you ever choose to date an Albert you have to know that their ability to communicate is non-existing.
He will also not hesitate to make a move on a girl when drunk, so look out ladies, be careful.
Generally Albert thinks he is the hottest dude in the room, most do sadly disagree and tries to avoid his drunk horny ass.
If you ever choose to date an Albert you have to know that their ability to communicate is non-existing.
"Oh who is that guy needing acceptance from everyone, acting all tough?"
"It's just that clumsy guy Albert"
"It's just that clumsy guy Albert"
by allforgiven May 29, 2022

by Bella_101 November 25, 2021

A name that only fat ahh dudes have. They have a 90% chance of having autism and not being able to spell. They can’t pull either.
by Bigpapa7 September 18, 2023

by Jaxn Speaks Words May 5, 2023

A classic college booze party game to play with your friends. it is very simple, get somebody to take off their pants, bend over, and spread their butthole. Cook a scrambled egg and place the scrambled goodness in the butthole. The person with the scrambled egg in the butthole will proceed to eject the most amount of scrambled eggs from their butthole in 2 minutes without using hands. After 2 minutes have passed and the eggs have been ejected. The next person will go. After every person participated has played. The person who got the most scrambled eggs out of their butthole in under 2 minutes wins.
Chad: Yo looks like Terrence wins this round of Albert Einstein in a mug.
Terrence: It burns please help, I need an ambulance.
Mike: I CALL GOING FIRST NEXT ROUND! I'M GONNA BEAT ALL OF YOU ALL!
Terrence: It burns please help, I need an ambulance.
Mike: I CALL GOING FIRST NEXT ROUND! I'M GONNA BEAT ALL OF YOU ALL!
by TheGreatVessel August 31, 2019

by 1234abd October 13, 2023
