Fat Albert

a chocolate milkshake that’s been roofied

He tried to give her a Fat Albert because he’s got no game

by hermaphrodisiac December 15, 2024

Albert The rat

a mutant rat that skateboards with a broken foot.

Person 1: what does Albert The Rat mean?
Person 2: Albert The Rat means Rodent and ret

by AlfredoTheRAt March 10, 2021

Albert

A man who likes Cherry Icees and studies theology

Man, that dude at Subway yesterday was such an Albert.

by James Bonnet October 9, 2020

Albert

The OG baby shrek who likes to work out daily. He’s aka Bräzen’s biggest fan.

Bruh, you should be like Albert

by SHOOTAH November 3, 2019

Albert Einstein Upper Cut

When u deliver a perfectly timed & calculated upper cut with the right mathematic power and angle to knock someone the fuck out!!

They should have stopped fuckin with Einstein to bad he reached a boiling point and gave that bully a Albert Einstein upper cut but dammn u see the form.and momentum I'm shocked his head dident fly off!

by MXC_KENNYxBLANKENCHIP November 16, 2014

Albert Bach Frandsen

The most sexy person that you would ever have to meet. You will never be able to find a more atrractive peronality on planet Earth.

He's super-intelligent, super kind, super popular. He's made of pure girl-magnets

Girl: I just saw Albert Bach Frandsen! What should I do?
Girl's Friend: You mean it?! Is it really him?! You'll have to be sure!
Girl: I know the legend. I know the myth. Everything it says is true. I found him.

by Albert's admirerer September 20, 2017

Albert

Someone really straight and incredibly epic who drowns in pussay

Someone who gets female attention without even trying

Johnny sins is an ALBERT

Oh look how much females he gets, he must be an ALBERT

by Smsislwm sms March 28, 2021