I would be more apathetic if I weren't so lethargic

From an episode of Family Guy where Peter tries to "educate" himself on proper edicate and ends up picking up a New Yorker. Being Peter, he turns to the comic section of the New Yorker and find "I would be more apathetic if I weren't so lethargic." And waits a few days trying to understand the meaning of it.

>"I would like a copy of the New Yorker Please"
>>"Okay"
>"I would be more apathetic if I weren't so lethargic? What?"
>"Ohhh I get it, can I get a jugs?"
>> "Sure thing"

by MwC June 6, 2004

Aesthetically Obsolete

A nice way of saying you are old as fuck and your looks can no longer attract people.

"i would date you Gladys, if you weren't born in the 1950's and you weren't aesthetically obsolete"

by Frankencastle March 27, 2016

Aestheticier

When you're even more aesthetic than all those other hoes.

"Omg! She is so much more aesthetic than me! She may even be aestheticier"
"Omg Becky you're such a freaking hoe"

by the most aesthetic person ever December 5, 2016

Aesthetically gifted

Means an impressive physique or extreme attractiveness. An admirable and great physical beauty.

A bodybuilder with very well-defined muscles is an example of someone being aesthetically gifted.

by Fekynel March 1, 2019

aestheticore

A whore for aesthetics

“Judging by her Instagram profile she’s a proper aestheticore”

by Pseudogrammarnazi August 29, 2021

Aestheticness

The aesthetic of something giving aesthetic

“ your room is so aestheticness “

by urban edge October 9, 2021

Destruction Aesthetics

Noun. Finding beauty or appeal in broken, destroyed, or collapsing things.

People think I'm strange for liking old, beat-up cars and collapsing buildings, but I just really enjoy destruction aesthetics.

by Ohreally? March 8, 2013