aaroncochran

The timeless art of tricking your woman while she is layin in bed looking for the remote for the tv. You carefully tell her "here it is" but have your weiner in your hand under the covers so she grabs your boner instead. This is usually performed when the man comes home after drinkin and she is already clearly not in the mood.

I gave my hoebag the aaroncochran last night, she was so pissed she almoast ripped it off!

by thebreeze April 5, 2008

Acronymonics

1. The act of using Acronyms.
2. The shortening of certain words due to a lack of understanding for the majority of the public.

~Acronym - S.C.U.B.A
-Self-contained underwater breathing apparatus

~I use Acronym's every day!
~You're an idiot...

by Scobill August 27, 2005

Aaron

To be an individual named Aaron, is to transcend awesomeness at it's very core.

That omnipotent being must be named Aaron!

by TheTruthOfAaron June 20, 2013

Acorn Dick

When your dick is so small and shriveled that it resembles an acorn. Drug use can be a contributing factor

Sean: yo last night was fun. We should do Molly more often.

Devin: idk man. I woke up with acorn dick. I'm scared.

by tinydicktinyhand May 5, 2016

Aaron

Aaron is the most amazing guy ever. He is so sweet and kind. He loves serving other's and does his best to make things right. His gorgeous smile shines like the bright sun. He lights up people's world with his smile. Aaron is shy to new people, but once you get to know him he's like your best friend. Aaron will do anything to protect you and make sure you’re okay. He's so funny and really cute. If you are having a bad day, just say "Hi" to him and you will instantly feel better. Aaron is the kind of guy people want to be friends with. He will stick with you to the end. Aaron does have his doubts, and is afraid to be left behind. He loves reading and enjoys being with his friends. In the end, Aaron is the guy you never want to leave behind.

"Thanks for everything Aaron!"
"I approve of this Aaron"

by Itsfreerealestate_DUH January 17, 2018

Aarons mum

A very large Troll who has an unfortunate case of missing teeth, therefore making her Gummy.
The spawn that retreats from her blue waffle is known as Choad.

Aarons mum

by iloveurbandictonary August 14, 2010

Aaron Rodgers

Favre, his fans, and the media can eat their shit now.

Aaron Rodgers: 341/536 (63.6%), 4,308 yards (7.53 yards), longest 71, 28 touchdowns, 13 interceptions, sacked 34 times, 93.8 passer rating.

Notes: The Packers defense was terrible this year, their o-line not performing well, Ryan Grant struggled, and Greg Jennings/Donald Driver are nowhere near as good as Laveranues Coles and Jerricho Cotchery.

Brett Favre: 343/522 (65.7%), 3,472 (6.65 yards), longest 56, 22 touchdowns, 22 interceptions, sacked 30 times, 81 passer rating.

Notes: Granted Favre had a better completion percentage, his total and average passing yards is noticeably lower than Rodgers (and Favre had a better wide receivers unit). Favre had less touchdowns than Rodgers and more interceptions.

Packers Nation, stop blaming Rodgers for the poor season. If the Packers improve their defense in the offseason, they're going to be the team to watch out for.

Aaron Rodgers > Brett Favre

by david smith, jr. February 5, 2009