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Absolut madman

Not just a regular madman, this madman is a hardcore, vodka drinking, possibly Russian madman who has no limits other than to absolutely ruin themselves or at least try to and partake in the most reckless scenarios since takeshi's castle.
Ah yes my mate Greg

Other day he got fucked and decided to do a piss off a cliff and fell about 20ft bollock naked.

What an absolut madman
by dreams of Jupiter May 6, 2020
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Absolute Unit

Absolute Unit-Person who can run opps down on the daily except roadmen with the names Kane and Kenzie
Absolute unit-take down any fake roadmen
Kane-I’ll run man down innit

Charlie and Lewis run Kane down easy
by Fake roadmen June 6, 2020
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bio-absolutism

Proffers that society is a dialectic between people with high levels of sex hormones and people with low levels of sex hormones.

Anathematic to historical materialism which posits that society is a conflict between high-capital people and low-capital people.
Bio-absolutism is the rhizomatic (Guattarian) counterpart to Marx's dialecticical materialism.
by zanderfin August 23, 2020
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Absolute Unit

Thick, Meat head, one that only thinks about their “unit”. Socially inept. No other thought can get past their “unit”.
That creepy douche was an absolute unit.
by chuckeltard September 9, 2020
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Absolutely not

Means she 100% likes the man bun
Me: “I know you like the man bun.”
Her: “Absolutely not.”
by Idevenknowyet September 12, 2020
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Absolutely Not

She 100% likes the man bun
Me: “ do you like the man bun
Her: “absolutely not”
by Idevenknowyet September 12, 2020
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absolutely perfect

that’s all I have to say, miah is the definition of absolutely perfect. 💓💗💖
miah you’re absolutely perfect!! 💓🫶🏻💖
by shrhdh January 13, 2023
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