Moob Abuse

Abuse of the Male Boob. The Moob Abuse Association of the Male Sexuality (MAAMS)

Stop poking my moob! This is moob abuse!

by Andy - Sprinter September 6, 2008

position one narcissistic abuser

Diagnosis from domestic partner that has been educated by short hair helmet cut lesbian hockey players with no medical training part of a gaggle of four dollar words

You are a position one narcissistic abuser

I just need you to commit something so horrific that I can achieve complete custody

by Tonythetiler December 11, 2021

Mouse Abuse

thats when your computer is fundamentally real slow but you think that double clicking things like mad will actually have an effect

TOm : "wait Ive got these new photos I wanted you to see,buddy "
Tim "so show them to me - i havnt got all day"
waiting fuming for the photo application to open Tom keeps double clicking all over
Tim "Hey quit the Mouse Abuse , ok , your darm PC is slow and double clicking all over is not going to speed it up,itll just freeze worse!"

by al juhara February 23, 2006

Ass Ambush

1. What happens when diarrhea sudden goes explosive, unexpectedly, can be dangerous. Most of the time painful.

2. Similar to a jump, but happens when your friend or a complete asshole comes up from nowhere and stabs your ass, literally, with a sharp object/lethal weapon. Unpleasant and a dick head move.

3. A sly sexual move.

1. Dude, oh my god, I just had an Ass Ambush and it burns!

2. I was walking home on a rainy day when I was a victim of an Ass Ambush.

3. During sexual intercourse, the man tried to perform the Ass Ambush, a very sly move on his part.

by A Shit Being December 28, 2010

abuse

1. To Hit A person or use violence against them

2. To verbally abuse a person

3. To psychologically abuse a person

4. To stalk a person

Vitale abuses women. What a scumbag.

by kvv January 16, 2008

Optical Abuse

When a person givees you the dirtiest, most abusive looks or facial gestures.

e.g. when people see a Hijabi , a man sporting a thick beard or a woman wearing Niqab walking down the street

Sumaiya: "Halimah look!"
Halima: "What?"
Sumaiyah: "That woman just gave you optical abuse."

by Milly E July 6, 2011

land one's airbus on her Hudson

1. put one's penis into his girlfriend's vagina after a long, passionate make-out.

2. land an airbus on the Hudson river.

0. "land one's airbus on her Hudson" is appropriate to use especially when the girl's vagina is so wet that it fells like diving into the river or something.

1. Girl: I can't wait anymore. I'd like you to land your airbus on my Hudson right now!
Man: Fasten your seat belt baby!

2. Dude, that US1549 pilot Captain Sullenberger landed the airbus on the Hudson and saved 151 people's life. He's the man of the year!

by disconnectus February 22, 2009