Air Force

Controls nuclear weapons for the United States. Most unappreciated branch of the military. This is largely due to ignorance. Our planes are usually the first into a wartime environment to clear the way for soldiers and marines.

Many "soldiers" who look down upon the Air Force do not realize that there are many fighting members of the Air Force that are not Officers. While most of the enlisted force has noncombat duties, there are many career fields that place enlisted men in the field.

Combat Control and TAC-P are Special Forces that enter combat zones to fight alongside marines and soldiers and call in air strikes. PJs (Pararescue Jumpers) are the tip of our Special Forces, they jump into extreme combat situations to rescue Marines, SEALs, and Rangers. They have received some of the highest awards in the service, such as the Medal of Honor.

Even Security Forces (MPs for the Air Force) now have extended training on convoys and urban warfare since the war on terrorism started. Security Forces now performs convoys in Iraq and Afganistan, and conducts sweeps throughout Iraqi cities near Air Bases. The 820th Combat Security Forces Squadron were some of the first servicemen to jump into Iraq along side of the 82nd Airborne. Select Security Forces personnel also attend Phoenix Raven (advanced hand to hand combat) Training, as well as Army Ranger school

While most of the Air Force are slackers, there are a select few that are true soldiers. You will see them wearing berets and flight suits.
Air Force Berets are earned not issued, unlike the Army..
by Security Forces Hooah June 07, 2005
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Air Bagel

another word for fart. it just sounds funnier
AAHHHH DUDE!!!! that air bagel had some stank on it!

dude when i was taking a crap i made some air bagels
by [[TEACH]] July 23, 2008
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dairy air

Common misspelling of the French word derrière which refers to the buttocks.
Don't be hating because my derrière (dairy air) is bigger than yours.
by krazykid933 August 30, 2010
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Air Bowing

term for string players bowing in the air (literally). It makes no sound but gives the appearance that the person is playing.
When I got lost on the second page of the orchestra piece, I was air bowing until I could pick it up again.
by ╬AF╬ June 18, 2009
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Macbook Air

the latest incarnation of Macbook computers. unbelievably thin, razor sharp, and pretty much invisible all around.
"Hey, Jim, did you see my new Macbook Air?" "No." "Neither did I."
by PBM19 January 16, 2008
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air pussy

The gap you can see through a skinny girls crotch while standing straight up with her legs close together.
Damn, that skinny chick has major air pussy
by greenmustangben October 25, 2006
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used air

exhallation from another person who already used up all the oxygen
Roll over honey, you know I hate breathing used air.
by Dr. Humpsalot December 14, 2004
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