fuck a duck 

1. oh SHIT!!!

"FUCK A DUCK!!! i left my weed at home!!!"

fuck a duck by JaXceE April 11, 2003

fuck a spider on the moon 

When a person tells another person to do a thing that clearly cannot be done. Often used when a person has fucked up, but is too proud to admit it, and instead places the blame on someone else.

Employee: "But, you told me to do it..."
Boss: "Yes, well if I told you to fuck a spider on the moon, would you do it?"

fuck a spider on the moon by spiderscantoo September 29, 2009

fuck a duck 

1. expression used in place of "oh shit!"
2. a fun ditty

1. fuck a duck! No papers!
2. (tune of Row, Row, Row Your Boat)
Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck
Screw a kangaroo
Stick your finger in a yak
Support your local zoo!

fuck a duck by cyberpope67,BC,Canada October 30, 2009

a good fuck 

For a guy:when their dick can just sliiide in and they're always nice and wet...LOUD moaning... when she's encouraging... she just makes him want to go for it harder and harder every time she moans... when she can ride your dick like a pro. UNFORGETTABLE.
For a girl: When she can barely walk the next day. Bruises on the inside of her legs.

Damn boy... you were ALWAYS a good fuck. The best fuck... actually...
Something I will NEVER forget.

a good fuck by AutumnVAL December 25, 2005

Go Fuck A Lawnmower 

When you're too pissed to just say "Fuck You".

Can also be said " go fuck your daddy's lawnmower".

"Hey, can I have back those CDs you borrowed from me? It's been three months"
"Actually, I don't have them anymore."
"WHAT?"
"Yeah, I gave them to Tom who let Joe borrow it who wanted to show them to his girlfriend who's mother took them away from her and erased them so that she could send them to some kids in Africa so they could save their homework on them."
"Dude... Go fuck a lawnmower"

Go Fuck A Lawnmower by NyaNya January 5, 2008

Fuck a Duck 

Much like Oh Shit but not said near as loudly. Used when something goes way wrong.

You spill a hot cup of coffee, you exclam "Fuck a Duck"

Fuck a Duck by Beeatrice April 6, 2010

holy fuck a moly 

same as holy fuck, but less offensive.

Holy fuck a moly it's hot out here!

holy fuck a moly by Tigertamer August 3, 2005