Roamck Shower

When you masturbate in the shower while music is playing, mostly likely Roamck.

*Mudsuck playing from a distance with sounds of running water overlayed* Dude, I think your roommate is taking a Roamck Shower.”

by Jotacock November 30, 2022

Shower Quack

When a fart is conducted in the shower and the water running over the anus makes it sound like a duck quacking.

Friend 1: "I farted in the shower earlier and it sounded like Donald Duck laughing."

Friend 2: "SHOWER QUACK!"

by Unwept, the Lone Magpie February 10, 2012

Blatian Shower

When there is plenty of toilet paper but you get in the shower after taking a shit and fall asleep in your own feces immediately flooding the bathroom and/or house. Used frequently by none other than Blake "the car crasher" Johnson.

If I take a Blatian shower, I can clean my booty hole and the bathroom floor

by DDIII August 08, 2017

flake shower

The rain of dandruff that comes off your head when you scratch.

When Joe scratched his head, the flake shower that came off him rivaled that of Ally Sheedy in the Breakfast Club when she made it snow on her drawing.

by vwallac September 18, 2008

carol shower

When you need to take a quick shower so you don't wash your hair.. Only your body.

I have to be out of the house in 10 minutes so I'm just gonna take a Carol Shower.

by Princess LiLi January 20, 2014

Shower Jack

A little boy that finds out the wonders of masturbation while in the shower. When he gets older he is constantly in the shower for 2 hours at a time.

Jack : why does he take so long in the shower ?

Joe : because he is such a shower jack

by Hsbevebnsjchdbsnelfjbd d July 15, 2013

Hydrofluoric shower

When your allergic to water or have an autoimmune disorder and try to relax and take a nice shower

Person 1: how are you doing
Person 2: well I just took a hydrofluoric shower

by Isadaoverworkedbean March 11, 2020